Yes, I am an SEO Genius! I say that with all immodesty.
I was going through my site logs the other day and came across a new search phrase. I headed off to Google to check out just how well I was ranking with this phrase and found I held the #1 SERP! Clearly it is a reflection of my SEO capabilities and skills. I’m now thinking about putting out an e-book on how to rank #1 in Google. I have the proof to back-up my qualifications to speak on such matters after all. Ok, what made me laugh really hard is that I actually got traffic from this. Somehow I don’t think they found what they were really looking for on my site. I have to wonder what they thought Z*ngo might be. Maybe I need to put up some links for free c*ndoms on that page. 😉